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Choose 1 alphabet,,,

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Questions sms

Choose 1 alphabet,,,

<N>
<M>
<C>
<D>
<A>
<S>
<T>
<H>

And see wo aap se kiya kehna chahta hai jisey aap bohat chahtey ho.
Rply

“HaaL ‘RoMeO’
Da huYa BeYHaaL”

 

Answer

A=i l0ve u
N=i have no time for u
C=khuda k liye picha chor do
D=u r my dream
S=meri jan ab aa jao na
M=tumhe bohat chahta hu.
T=u r my life
H=aazab ho tum

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Kia ap jantay hain k kon si namaz kis nr pehle parhi ….???

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Islamic Questions sms

Aj ka swal ……
Kia ap jantay hain k kon si namaz kis nr pehle parhi ….???
Fajar=
zuhr=
asar=
maghrib=
isha=

Answers
Fajar =hazrat adam A.S
zuhr= hazrat ibrahim A.S
asar=hazrat uzair A.S
maghrib= hazrat daood A.S
isha= hazrat muhummad sallAllah o alaihr wasalam

 

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Aj pta chlega, K ap hmary Liya kya sochty hai Chuz the number

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I________U
Aj pta chlega,
K ap hmary Liya kya sochty hai
Chuz the number
12
38
70
19
55
68
92
51
99
07
Reply me fast?

 

Answer

12= i miss u
38=I kiss U
70=i hate u
19=I Wait 4 U
55=I LOVE U
68=I am only 4 u
92=I KILL U O so sad
51=I Fight with U
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Dunya k 4 mumalik k Naam Bataain,

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General Knowledge sms

Challenge For You:
.
Dunya k 4 mumalik k Naam Bataain,
Jin Ko Urdu Main Likhte Hovy Nukta Nahi Lagta ho.
Your time starts know
Time: 2 Hours.

Reply Is Must.
.
Aapki Zahanat Ka Imtehaan Hai.

 

Answer: Misar, Roos, Italy, Rome

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A woman shoots her husband.

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Intelligence Questions sms

A woman shoots her husband.
Then she holds him under water for some minutes.
Finally, she hangs him up.

But 5 minutes later they both go out and
enjoy a wonderful dinner together.

How can this be?
Answer

She took a picture of him (shoots a picture).
Then she held the picture/film under water to develop.
Finally she hung the picture to dry.

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Ap kisi k name ka last Word select karein or uski Dil ki bat jane….

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Ap kisi k name ka last Word select karein or uski Dil ki bat jane….

A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z.
Reply me.

 

Answer:

A: l0ve u a lot
B: always pray 4 u
C: HAte u
D: waiting f0r u
E: care f0r u
F: never live with0ut u..
G: very rude
H: l0ves u but n0t sh0wing..
I: enything do 4 u.
J:frendshp 4 u.
K: g0od feelings
4 u very sincerd
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N: sirf tm sy pyar.
O: angry with u
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Q: want t0 meet u
R: saCHA pyar krne wala
S: dream 4 u
T: likes u.
U: wants 2 purpose u
V: always respect u
W: Never lose u
Y: realy love u
Z: em0ti0nal

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A Challenge For You To Rearrange The Following Words

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A Challenge For You To Rearrange The Following Words:

Karnemd (Place)
Laebaba (Bird)
Sondelo (Food)
Peoahygrg (Subject)
Rabe (Animal)

Are You Genius? Reply Me Must.

 

Answer:
Denmark
Ababeal
Noodles
Geography
Bear

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Woh Kon Si Cheez Hai? Jo 2012 K Saal Main 1 Baar Aai,

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Intelligence Questions sms

Woh Kon Si Cheez Hai?

Jo 2012 K Saal Main 1 Baar Aai,
Aur Har Mahine Main 2 Baar
Hafte Main 4 Baar
Aur Din Main 6 Bar Aai Thi?

Reply Must Plz.

 

Answer:
2012 mein aik odd number hy jo Ek Baar aya hy 2012 mein

Month Main 2 Odd Week
1st Week & 3rd Week

Week Main 4 Odd Days
1, 3, 5, 7

Day Main 6 Odd Hours
1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11

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Select any one No. Jis se Ap ko pata chalega k AAP IS EID PE TAYAR

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Select any one No. Jis se Ap ko pata chalega k AAP IS EID PE TAYAR ho kr ksy Lago ge?
*1
*2
*3
*4
*5
*6
*7
*8
*9
*10
*11
*12
replay fast.

 

Answer:

*1- cartoon
*2-handsome
*3-Merasi
*4-khobsurat
*5-Fantastic
*6-Eid ka chand
*7-ullo
*8-great persnlty
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Inko Seedha Karain O H O R A T B M

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Intelligence Questions sms

Inko Seedha Karain

O H O R A T B M

Ye Ulte Seedhe Haroof Hain, Inko Seedha Karain,

Ye ek Aisi Jagah Ka Name Banta hai,
Jahan Insan Majburi Mai Jaata Hai.

Answer:
B A T H R O O M.

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ek Shakhs Ne Apny Naukar Se Poocha K

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Intelligence Questions sms

2012 Ka Aisa Sawal Jo Aapko Raat Ko Sonay Nahi Dega

ek Shakhs Ne Apny Naukar Se Poocha K
Ghari Main Time Kya Hua Hai?

Naukar Ne Kaha:
Sui Sui K Ooper Hai.
Jitnay Bajne Waly Hain,
Utne Bajnay Main Utnay He Minutes Hain

Batao Us Waqt Time Kya Ho Raha Tha.

Challenge For You and All Your Friends.


Answer:

9:50

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select 1 digit then i’ll tell u loog eid k din apko dekh kr kya kahen gy

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select 1 digit then i’ll tell u loog eid k din apko dekh kr kya kahen gy

.1
.2
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.5
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.7
.8
.9
.10
Reply fast.

 

Answer:
1.EID MUBARAK
2.EID MUBARAK
3.EID MUBARAK
4.EID MUBARAK
5.EID MUBARAK
6.EID MUBARAK
7.EID MUBARAK
8.EID MUBARAK
9.EID MUBARAK
10.EID MUBARAK.
Hahahahahaha.:ppp

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1 Larka 1 Larki Na Woh Shauhar-B.V

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Intelligence Questions sms

1 Larka 1 Larki
Na Woh Shauhar-B.V
Na Woh Bhai-Behen
Na Woh Maa-Beta
Larki Ka Susar,
Larkay K Susar Ka Baap Hai.
To Larki Larkay Ka Kya Rishta Banta hai?
Its Challenge For You.

 

Answer: Saas-Damaad

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Zehen Istemal Karo Aur Jawab Do

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Zehen Istemal Karo Aur Jawab Do.

SLAM ki Biwi ANAM
ANAM ki Bhabhi SANA
SANA ki Beti SADIA
SADIA ka Dada REHAN
REHAN ki Biwi AISHA
AISHA ki Beti TAHIRA
To Aapko Batana Hai K
ASLAM aur TAHIRA ka Kya Rishta Hai.

 

Answer: Saali.

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Batain Woh Konsi Sabzi (Vegetable) hai

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Batain Woh Konsi Sabzi (Vegetable) hai

Jis Mai Tala Or Chabi Dono Aata hain.?

Its A Challenge to all.

 

Answer: Lock Key

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Batao Woh Konsa Fruit Hai Jis Main Na CHHILKA Hota Hai Aur Na He BEEJ

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Riddle Of The Day:

Batao Woh Konsa Fruit Hai Jis Main Na CHHILKA Hota Hai Aur Na He BEEJ (SEED).

Answer Me Quickly.

Answer: Shehtoot.

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1 Larki Car Mai Ja Rhi Thi

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Agar SMS Master Ho To is Sawal Ka Jawab Do,
Warna SMS Krna Chor Do.
1 Larki Car Mai Ja Rhi Thi
Larky Ne Lift Le Li Jab Car Se Larka Utra To Usne Larki Se Naam Pocha.
Larki Ne Kaha Mere Car Ka Jo Number Hai Us Main Hi Mera Naam Hai.
Dimag Hai To Dhond Lena..
Car Ka Number Yeh Tha
WV733N
Larki Ka Naam Batao.

 

Answer:
Neelam, See Upside Down

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Test ur IQ If 9 + 3 = 722

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Test ur IQ
If
9 + 3 = 722
5 + 7 = 536
8 + 6 = 845
4 + 4 = 613
Then
7 + 2 = ?

This is a Real test.
Answer if u r a Genius.

Solution time: 3seconds.

 

Answer: 411.

Logic: Multiply Both numbers and write them in reverse order i.e 7*2 = 14
Write 41
subtract 1 from second digit i.e. 2-1 = 1
So 411

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There are two unusual things about these words, see if you can figure it out.

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There are two unusual things about these words, see if you can figure it out. The answers are below but don’t peek until you have given it a good shot!

Assess
Banana
Dresser
Grammar
Potato
Revive
Uneven
Voodoo

OK, see if you can figure out what these words have in common..

Are you peeking or have you already given up?

Answer: Place the first letter of the word at end and then spell the word backwards. It will be the same word.

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Is Alphabets ko Setting Kar K 1 Romantic Word Banta hai.

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( Y.T.E.M.A.H.R )

Is Alphabets ko Setting Kar K 1 Romantic Word Banta hai.

Ye Wo Bana Sakta hai Jis Ne Kisi ko Pyar Kya Ho.

Its Challenge for You Reply Must.

 

Answer: MY HEART

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